After viewing photos from the facebook page ‘Embarrassing Nightclub Photos of the Week’ I have just one question; why don’t girls put on underwear before they go out?
Maybe I’m just a little too shy to go without mine, or I’m a breed of woman who doesn’t enjoy having the cold night air caressing her butt cheeks, but I don’t feel comfortable seeing girls bending over a bar showing their genitals. I don’t understand how this leaving off of the panties even occurs. Before they go out to the clubs, when they’re getting ready – doing their make up, straightening the hair, picking the right shoes & jewellery, spraying a little perfume to finish – at what point in that schedule do they stop to make the decision ‘I’m not going to wear underpants tonight. I think that would be a really good choice.’
If you think about when ladies are drunk, they tend to do things like lay down on the floor, dance stupidly, collapse on the ground with legs kicked open… To me, not wearing underwear out is a horrifying thought. Is it freeing for the girls? I can’t think of anything less ‘freeing’; you’d be focused the entire evening on making sure your dress is pulled down over your rump, and that you’re sitting properly. Which of course goes out the window once you’ve sucked down a few tequila shots.
Please, explain. Anyone. Tell me why you didn’t wear underwear with your dress when you went out. I promise I’m not judging, I just really want to know. I feel quite bad for the girls whose pictures are up on sites like Embarrassing Nightclub Photos, because they probably woke up with a killer hangover and then they get to log onto their social networking site to see their vaginas online.
Can I even condemn these girls – I guess they’re over age and choosing to leave the kit off… but then, they are doing it in a public place, but still, public. Part of me wants to shame them into knicker-ing up next time so they can spare degrading themselves, spare themselves some hurt if their picture goes up, spare themselves some drunk creep feeling their bottoms and getting a little extra than he or you planned.
Your flashes of gas- no, I won’t finish that – are baffling. Just keep them under some knickers, and maybe some stockings in winter (even sheer ones!) because I’m going to let you in on a secret, when it’s cold, rainy, or the middle of a winter night, and you go out in a tiny dress that only just covers your butt, huge heels and no coat or tights, you don’t look cute, you look stupid. Very, very stupid. And cold. Sorry, I said I wasn’t going to judge, it’s just really hard not to when you’re blue from cold and not wearing underwear.